Six Names Of Churches That Will Shock You.
1.MOUNTAIN OF SWALLOWING PROBLEMS INTERNATIONAL PRAYER MINISTRY.
Of course, you and I were not there when God called his servant, Founder and leader of "The Mountain of Swallowing Problems International Prayer Ministry A.K.A Ori Oke Gbongunmi" but I'm pretty confident that God wasn't the one who proposed such a name. It was a result of his sheer ingenuity.
I have to be there in person to see what kind of problems they swallow.
2. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE INTERNATIONAL CHAPEL.
This is a phrase we usually use but no one would have imagined it to be the name of a church.
Funny enough, their motto states that "let the weak say I am strong" which is a sharp contradiction to the name of the church so here's a little advice, you can boldly proclaim that you are strong though that might not be the case just to fool the devil but when your cover is blown and the time to test your strength comes, do not hesitate... "run for your life!"
3. LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD.
So per the name, I'm guessing they do Ultra-sound tests, x-ray scans, blood tests, and the likes. Or maybe not.
4. WHO ARE YOU... JESUS MINISTRY.
Only in Africa will the name of a church also serve as a brain teaser or puzzle; Fill in the correct word(s), Who are you to....
A)Mess around
B)Judge
C)Disobey
Endeavour to get it right, for your salvation might depend on it!
5. ELSHADAI SHALL NOT DIE MINISTRIES.
The first time I came across this, my initial reaction was "Pardon? Is it the end rhymes or the play on words that led to the choice of name or the founder was actually led by the spirit"
If it was the latter, then I must point out that the spirit might have been the Head of the Literature Department in heaven.
6. THE DEVIL'S HUNTER MINISTRIES.
Finally, a church with the sole aim of hunting the devil down and returning this dark world to its original state.
Brace yourselves and load your weapons because it is show time!
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